Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 15, 2021

I’m sure there are corprations looking for someone of her qualifications.

But the first qualification is to be rich to start with — or connected to someone who’s rich.

The corporation I worked for paid a $14M settlement to get rid of the jerk CEO who formed the company by an uncalled-for merger that nearly destroyed two good companies. Best investment we ever made.

Better fly before the zap gets you, Gaylord!

Not going to happen. First, you are not rich to begin with…

Deregulation and lack of unions have allowed this to happen.

Or a job in ole Joes administration!

The old buzzard is sniffing around for a ZAPPIN’.

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I’d like to substitute “Golden Showers” for their “Golden Parachutes”… ☺

Sure seems to be true, often.

I call that failing upwards. Once you’re in that group you’ll never really fail. Some other company will hire you or you’ll stay on the board of directors for the other 6 or so companies you work for.

I think she just discovered her calling.

I’m sure Gaylord meant that as a compliment, Broomie!

(Wink wink, nudge nudge!)