FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 01, 2021

My older brother and I didn’t try out for football; probably never crossed our minds to give it a try. We did play soccer and T-ball though he went a few more years of soccer after I quit.

Actually, he has a point. I remember years (and years and years) ago when I was in my teens a guy came to my Sunday School class to talk. He was tall and very skinny — and the Free Safety for the St. Louis Football Cardinals.

The best thing to happen to me was moving out of a small town after 4th grade. The entire male population of the high school was required to field a team. I know guys that had several spinal surgeries and joint replacements before they were 40.

If you can dodge a model rocket, can you dodge a charging wall of gorilla’s?

I am thin, but fast. I was talked into trying out for football in HS. I was fine until I did an over the middle pattern. I only remember the smelling salts. I stuck to basketball after that.

If I must die, at least allow me to select the time and method. Alas, we know not the day or the hour. Enjoy the time we have. Let him play…..

i think jason should try for football.