Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 31, 2021

That’s right. Saying it with flowers is so yesterday!

Cross billing available.

Retail is for the birds.

Pennies on the dollar is so Abe Lincoln.

Exactly what Are you saying? You’re all over the map.

I usually say it with a song. Mixtape is my lingo.

If I were to write a memoir, it would probably be in mixtape. Actually, I guess I already have; I’ve got a whole box full of mixtapes. Hopefully someday I’ll get around to digitizing them.

Re: Blog

If I was a bird, I’d be a raven.

Granny’s interior:That is awesome! Amazing. I would love to put a face to that place. It’s immaculate! It looks right out of a movie set; Quentin Tarantino or some such. Could never see myself in a place like that, but so cool. I feel like there has to be an amazing story to her and her life that I would love to know. Is that the last supper hanging in the dining room?

Reminds me of sleeper hot rods. All stock and unassuming on the outside, but underneath a magnificent, writhing machine of glorious thunder!

My favorite kind of people too. You’d never know it at first glance, but get to know them and you find they have more facets than a Royal 201.

Re: John Glenn.

T, serious fomo. Is this a post from his twitter feed?

Okay, “it with wholesale map sellers”.

Honey I just have to tell you how wholesale map sellers is how much I love you and would you marry me.

Wine cellar, map seller… what’s the big difference?

Wholesale map sellers: going down the same path as most hard-copy publishers. So … sorry?

Gee, what did I do to miss out on my mayonnaise certifications?

What a gas.

One thing’s certain, the owner of that house was not a smoker. Wow, that looks so pristine.

That series of interior pics is a little too reminiscent of those taken by real estate agents in properties for sale. Something about making the rooms look improbably big.

If you’ve ever rafted the Grand Canyon, you know that you have to raven-proof everything in camp lest those theiving bastards fly off with someting more valuable than anything in a Costco parking lot.

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Species? I don’t have a curlew …!

HARRY KRISHNER RELIGION Say it with a pencil.

We’ll help you find your way to her heart. Send now, bill later. Avoid the beak Valentine’s Day rush.

Its difficult to find a printed road map these days.

Who buys maps these days? With map sites available on the ’net, and freebies every so often with your Natural Geophysic subscription, plus occasional bonus giveaways from over-stocked libraries, one no longer needs to rely on once-free now-costly maps that used to be offered by every gas station (and by fewer and fewer even at a price nowadays). Bill me later, bird-brains….