F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 09, 2021

I don’t give a can of beans.

The can of beans isn’t important. It’s the message that recovering it from the criminal conveys.

He must work for PETA…

Ahhh..I’m not sure I get this one. Did someone spill the beans? /s

to cause that much damage he must’ve been full of beans…

Fartman??

The damage didn’t mean beans to him. Thrill of the chase.

Must have been in New York. That city is always getting trashed by the super heroes.

Kind of extreme. But yeah, it’s not unusual to see Superman do a million dollars in damage while foiling some guys stealing a few thousand from a bank.

Moral of the story? If your considering becoming an Accountant, please re-consider!!

Sounds like a member of the League of Super Redundant Heroes. http://superredundant.com/

One of the things I loved about “The Tick” is that it was the first TV superhero show that even acknowledged the incredible amount of “collateral damage” associated with fighting supervillains or just being denser than the average brick and jumping from rooftop to rooftop.

Then there was the damage done by a fellow who drove his car through a local supermarket “looking for a pack of cigarettes”

Underdog had a response for this sort of thing:“I am a hero who never fails.I can’t be bothered with such details.”

not the beans

Sounds like the PD.

That superhero is about to cause expensive damage to the jail…

Doesn’t look like Will Smith, but that sounds like Hancock.

Sounds like the Avenger’s movies – They usually end up destroying most of the city in order to save it!