Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2021

That Amazon…..is amazing.

Honey Bunch may be excited but i think she’s just been careful. If you don’t keep a eye out for when the package arrives. It may get some help and walk off.

Same here.

I’ll bet that she’s ordered so many packages from Amazon, the drivers know her by name.;D

When QVC was brand new, we ordered tons of stuff from them. The UPS guy came every day and got to know us and our baby by name. We were like old friends. The newer Amazon phenomenon is similar. Things get delivered every couple of days, but unlike the days of the QVC era, the driver just drops the box and takes off. RING lets us know there was a delivery but by the time we get to the door, the driver is long gone.

Have not seen the duck on a long time.

A watched pot never boils and a watched delivery never arrives…

I order it and forget it by the time I get it. Then it’s like Christmas. Wow! That’s just what I wanted!

When did they get a new front door?

A Hello Mat?

Just have UPS/FED-EX/USPS send you update emails and/or texts. You will know your packages progress and when it is out for delivery in your city.

Amazon, Fed Ex etc all have app that follow the delivery when it gets near your neighborhood. That way you don’t have to keep checking. Also my Ring lets me know when it gets there are very few ring the doorbell.

We all like to receive packages. Online shopping just increases our anticipation and just puts more fun into shopping, Ye Haw……..

FedEx dropped off a package the other day. Of course, we never look to make sure it’s for us. Wife opened it and found a tee-shirt with a horrifying satanic image on front. It was for the neighbors. Now we worry about what’s going on next door.

June just has the hots for the UPS driver… a Kevin James look alike.

Or maybe it’s her OCD because the welcome mat isn’t centered in front of the door…

She ordered a new door mat that says, ‘Unless You Have Tacos, Pizza, girl Scout Cookies or my Amazon package, Go Away’.