‘In Germany, where dogs bark “vow vow” and both the frog and the duck say “quack,” the rooster greets the dawn with a hearty “kik-a-ricki.” Greek roosters crow “kiri-a- kee,” and in France they scream “coco-rico,” which sounds like one of those horrible premixed cocktails with a pirate on the label. When told that an American rooster says “cock-a-doodle-doo,” my hosts look at me with disbelief and pity.’ — David Sedaris
Gent over 3 years ago
Would you believe this dog will say how eating a gazpacho feels like?
Gent over 3 years ago
Too bad he didn’t get one of em rare talking dogs. There’s too many of em in comics.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Well, at least he didn’t bet on the cat.
Ontman over 3 years ago
That was rough.
GaryCooper over 3 years ago
I thought the dog was going to say, “Abrasive.”
Dr. Quatermass over 3 years ago
Maybe he shoulda said DiMaggio?
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
The dog has deals with bartenders all over town.
Zesty over 3 years ago
‘In Germany, where dogs bark “vow vow” and both the frog and the duck say “quack,” the rooster greets the dawn with a hearty “kik-a-ricki.” Greek roosters crow “kiri-a- kee,” and in France they scream “coco-rico,” which sounds like one of those horrible premixed cocktails with a pirate on the label. When told that an American rooster says “cock-a-doodle-doo,” my hosts look at me with disbelief and pity.’ — David Sedaris
Zesty over 3 years ago
How Animal Sounds Were Decided • Apr 2, 2021 • Ryan George
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Cp64mFe7s