Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 30, 2021

Hold on… lemme get my Comedy Weight Conversion Calculator:

500 Tom the Dancing Bug pounds (not UK pounds) equals exactly 16 Monty Python’s Flying Circus tons.

Yup, transatlantic comedy still works!

Chaos butterfly flaps his wings and WHAM. And WHAM again.

run it up the flagpole and see if it sticks

and don’t think they didn’t deserve it…

I keep asking people who say that to name something that is NOT what it is. So far, no answers.

I would argue that “Where’s the value added?”, while a cliche, is still a meaningful question. “You want to change the product; does your change make it BETTER, or does it merely make it DIFFERENT?”

“It is what it is” is not just a cliche but a tautology and therefore meaningless…EXCEPT as a response to the construction “Yes, it’s a crime, but it’s not REALLY a crime” (or something similar).

Iron weighs 492 pounds per cubic foot. Either those weights are mislabeled, or they’re made of something far lighter than iron.

Eric Idle, over on Twitter, was just talking about the 16 tonne weight, that it was plywood, and so short they had to drop to the ground as it fell so their heads weren’t crushed. You can usually see their knees bend, because who among us could do otherwise?

This is clearly the End of the Day for these two. (I hope a 500-lb. weight isn’t falling toward me right now for saying "end of the d

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi leverage the synergy of a bar…