The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2021

The dog wasThe valedictorian! He aced his obedience school exams!

The guy saluted his mother when he came in for breakfast every morning.

Mom always did like his brother best.

the valedictorian was his invisible friend…

Harvey was the valedictorian.

Sadly, he was an only child.

Did you live in a shoe?

He was graduated Magna Cum Relief.

He was cut from the basketball team.

I heard that he took his teacher to prom!

Talk about nepotism in education…and still isn’t the best…

In the town where my youngest lives, a few years ago the high school’s Salutatorian was in the bottom half of his class.

I wonder whom he took to the prom – his mother? Snicker

Remote learning?

Friends, mom and dad, lend me your ears. I have come to bury agoraphobia, not to praise it.

I had to look that up, it wasn’t a thing when I went to school in the Stone Age.

That is one downside to home schooling I never considered: lack of competitive honors to put on a resume.

His dad made Valedictorian, but he was sleeping with the teacher.

Who knows, maybe he’s a quintuplet and second best is still pretty good =P (I was homeschooled, and I’ve definitely used the “graduated top of my class” joke once or twice, lol)

“Let me guess. You are a twin.”