Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2021

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    So, I got vaccinated, didn’t even get a lousy t-shirt, and now feel pretty empty inside!

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    My inner child only comes out when it’s playtime.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Hidden split personalities run away when faced with a fear.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Mark Parisi knows about the Russian Dolls in the current “The Masked Singer” competition.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Matruska

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 3 years ago

    That explains the V (5) in the Russian vaccine Sputnik V. It’s for you and the four inside you!!

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  over 3 years ago

    The NHL won’t ease up on their punitive off-ice rules for their athletes until 85% get jabbed with the needle containing experimental, risky unclean concoction. Some of the men are ‘cracking’ . That is so unjust, even for Russian athletes.

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    Ren Rodee  over 3 years ago

    Be a patriot, GET VACINATED!

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    thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day!

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    WoodTrail  over 3 years ago

    Oops, didn’t mean to scare the little ones.

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      over 3 years ago

    Haha, this is a good one.

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    nerdhoof  over 3 years ago

    I had a sore arm for a day after getting the vaccine, but the Russian doll doesn’t have arms. The nurse might have needed a bigger needle to go through wood.

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    Widdershins  over 3 years ago

    Masks, people. Masks.

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