Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 20, 2021

You are almost…..the on-deck batter.

I know lines tend to be long, but THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!

I think that’s called crowding the plate!

That umpire needs to step back four feet. Those masks can only stop foul tips.

I don’t like sports, but if I did, I’d be more inclined to watch them at home where cheap food is easy to come by, there are no lines for the bathroom and of course I don’t have to wear a mask. :/

The umpire needs to call something, fan encroachment or something.

Must be unisex bathrooms!

Ralph!… turn around and go home.

I hope Ralph and the people at the end of the line are aware of their surroundings…one wild pitch could really ruin their day!

Umpire has that normal dumb look on his face. I don’t know whats going on but the strike zone is horrible so far this year! Come on MLB. Pull your heads out!

This is the line to the rest rooms!

Maybe he would be a better ump.

If you’re gonna be that close, you better have a batting helmet.

THE PITCHERS MOUND LONG?

I keep my distance from others and even more distancing, as long as there’s idiots not wearing a mask.