Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 04, 2021
April 03, 2021
April 05, 2021
Transcript:
Okay, but if it were unfrozen, I could still walk on it. Well, at least turn it into wine. I can't, okay? It has to be liquid water. Screw this. We're gonna go worship Zoroaster. Wait! Watch! I'll float up toward heaven!
The Floating Wonder of Reynard Beck: Hoax or Miracle of Nature?
However, there was an odd feeling of light weight. Dismissing it, Reynard Beck cleared the blankets, swung his feet to the side as to get up – and floated! Much to his disbelief and astonishment, young Reynard all of a sudden saw that he could float upwards, towards the ceiling. At first he dismissed it for a vivid dream. Then came disbelief, then fear, then the questioning of his sanity. He was more than 166 pounds (75 kg) in weight. How on earth could he be floating? In the end – when he still floated nonetheless – Reynard Beck simply accepted this newly found talent.
When did “unfrozen” become a word? Before the financial crisis and freezing of assets, we just had “frozen” and “thawed”. Maybe people in places that never had winter invented “unfrozen.”
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
The Floating Wonder of Reynard Beck: Hoax or Miracle of Nature?
However, there was an odd feeling of light weight. Dismissing it, Reynard Beck cleared the blankets, swung his feet to the side as to get up – and floated! Much to his disbelief and astonishment, young Reynard all of a sudden saw that he could float upwards, towards the ceiling. At first he dismissed it for a vivid dream. Then came disbelief, then fear, then the questioning of his sanity. He was more than 166 pounds (75 kg) in weight. How on earth could he be floating? In the end – when he still floated nonetheless – Reynard Beck simply accepted this newly found talent.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/reynard-beck-0015111
Dual over 3 years ago
Sandals
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
:)
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
thanks :)
Ida No over 3 years ago
That’s the cool thing about Jesus. Even when he messed up, he was chill about it.
hmofo813 Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s a ‘sandle?’
echidna Premium Member over 3 years ago
Happy Easter!
pumaman over 3 years ago
Hopefully his feet aren’t stuck to his sandals too.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Happy Jewish Zombie Day.
dcmotrl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sometimes I think you may be very disturbed.
swanridge over 3 years ago
When did “unfrozen” become a word? Before the financial crisis and freezing of assets, we just had “frozen” and “thawed”. Maybe people in places that never had winter invented “unfrozen.”
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
No wonder he chose the Middle East.
StephenRice over 3 years ago
I wasn’t aware that the Sea of Galilee froze over in the spring, especially during a gale. Odd.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
There is the “sandspit” theory for “walking on water” seen from a distance.
adi.resnick1 over 3 years ago
I do not know what this thing is about and I do not believe in jesus
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
He just used his chakra energy to walk on water and the sides of buildings like Naruto.