Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 12, 2021

Hey, Cappers. I am back.

I sent Gweedo and Michael G this following photo. The focus point is how lovely my hair looks after being brushed up and braided. My Mum’s work of art:

https://flic.kr/p/2kSs2gD

Hairdressers are reopening today (12th) all over the UK and my appointment is the 21st. I never took life for granted in the first place, but I still really missed going out and about doing things I loved and enjoyed whenever I wanted.

One more month and the restaurants reopen for indoor dining. I’m not keen on eating outside even when the weather is lovely. Sitting outside a pub or restaurant having a drink is perfectly fine but not food. Just my opinion.

Bring it on and (BLEEP) COVID right in the nads!

Hope to head to my favourite beach on Tuesday.

See you all later.

First responder today. I would like to use it to honour all the real first responders. The are true life savers. Certainly in my case.

You’re quite the man, Andy, when it comes to insulting the women in your family.

Uh-Oh Andy, your mother in law is paying you a visit. Be prepared to be roasted by her calling you a lazy, good for nothing bum among other things.

Andy, for Flo’s sake, try to be kind to her mum!

I swear the art work is recycled just the words have been changed to protect the innocent.

Cauldron preparation requires three witches…

Seems odd to hear a doorbell instead of a “rat-a-tat-tat” knock on the door; maybe the Capp residence got an upgrade.

Check out the tee shirt on the lady sitting in the chair in today’s Bizarro.

https://www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/?feature_id=Bizarro

A little surprising that Flo got Andy up so easily.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Thanks Bill.

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Moving up in the world. They have a doorbell now.

But leave your broom at the door, don’t want the place to fill up with exhaust.

I suspect they may want to drop you into a natural caldron, i.e. a volcano’s caldera – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caldera#Etymology

Dude!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Thank you so much for Bev’s email address!

However it would have been better if you had asked me to message you privately on Facebook and you could have sent me it that way.

I’m so sorry to hear about her Mum. How horrible. However she was incredibly fortunate to have her mother around as long as she did. Because I’m guessing Bev is about 72 now, right?

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Please pray for me that the weather is lovely so I can head to the beach tomorrow.

Ooooh, you’d better watch it, Andy, or she might turn you into a toad!