F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 12, 2021

That’s a poultry excuse

Sir, you’re quackers.

They can’t duck the issue that easily.

Looks like Duck a l’orange tonight.

Food doesn’t get a vote.

Hey, that’s democracy for you.

His ballot is in the guy’s lap.

Apparently he is servicing the duck now, so no kids?

Just as well – they’d probably turn out to be ugly ducklings anyway…

Couples who let the duck vote shouldn’t have kids anyway. Good call, Quincy.

Run. Fast!

Oh well, no need for sex then……

Quincy, think it over, you need more people to chase and bite. The kids won’t be able to outrun you!

Their doctor is a quack too.

The whole world is happy not to have another dumb ass walking around. Thanks.

NO! He’s just trying to duck the issue.

Good advice, Quincy.

Thankfully one less gender reveal party!