The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2021

Mmmmmm Banana Bread!

You really should wait until he’s in it before you bake.

Grampana was such a sweet guy. A little nutty, and a bit of a fruitcake, but his jokes were always spot on!

Weird!!

You should be able to sell them by the bunch…

Be a lot better on Ice Cream! With a chocolate blanket!

he probably makes a lot of bread from those sales…

Of course he’d like it. He always was a loafer.

We were really looking for something a bit more fun, like a Twinkie?

Scotts on a diet. It´s a secret cry for a Banana Split. You know, split, slang for gone?

Peaceful Plantaintations

Biodegradable!

I moved on. Then it hit me! Banana bread! Duh!

If your bananas are past their prime, we have a local bakery that will give you a cookie for 3 frozen banana bread ready bananas.

I like peanut butter on banana bread. Don’t knock it til you try it.

It does have appeal

They are banana bred.

He’d prefer something half-baked.

Ah, Banana Nut Bread…

I’d go with Banana Flambe.

i never had a banana sandwich but i know people have them with peanut butter so maybe that is why the fresh baked bread coffin; is that why she’s looking for a coffin…her hubby was eaten in a peanut butter/banana sandwich?

Peeling, nothing but my peelings!

The widow seems rather Dole-ful.

They’re going to flambé him.

Banana Viking funeral = Bananas Foster.

He’d have to be nuts not to like that one

But he really wanted to be covered in ice cream, chocolate, whipped cream, nuts, and a cherry.

It probably costs a lot of dough

Nothing like half-baked humor!