Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 26, 2021

how else, Carmen? (rhetorically asking, but does Febreeze even have a tomato-scented spray for the whole house?)

Follow your Carmen, Poncho is leaving a dis-stinked impression!

Hiding in the clothes hamper was a great idea, Poncho! Those clothes were dirty any way!

Poncho could be using the “adage”:

… “Dilution is the Solution to Pollution.”

Wait until Poncho goes to the Cafe !

That which we call a rose-scented roll-on by any other name would smell as sweet…

Isn’t this pretty much exactly what the tree of shame is for? It is in my house.

Time to bring out a food lure

Once my son let in the dog without knowing he’d been sprayed. He rubbed all over a chair and rolled on a bed before we could catch him! What a mess to clean up the house of that smell!

This won’t end well . . .

Well, Carmen won’t come out of this smelling like a rose, anyway.

I love seeing poncho’s nose just stick out like that. My dog does that with blankets and pillows!

Time to pay the piper…..

Learned from my grandmother: (I thought my mom was kidding when she first showed me this). Sprinkle a little bit of sugar on a lit or turned on stove burner. It will not clear the whole house with a skunked dog inside it, but it does help make a room or two more bearable. Of course, be very careful not to get burned, and just to use a small sprinkle of sugar at a time so as not to burn down the house!