The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 09, 2021

He married you…..for your money.

That of Glady is true love.

Brutus isn’t Skittles Man, but that was close.

But you were not a mother yet; however you made Brutus a one time winner.

Oops…

He took you for all you had.

Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there.

Love the scowl on the mug of the Mother of All Mothers.

REAL love right there.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.

First dates are different for everyone. Mine have always been spontaneous and spur of the moment, though I did always pay and I haven’t stopped since. It may seem cheap to have split a medium cheese pizza, but it’s a story they have talked about and revisited over the years many times. It produced a marriage, a child and ultimately a family. He will do more than a pizza today, of that I am sure, but it all started with a medium cheese pizza…..

Mother Gargle’s first response should have been to wish her daughter happy Mothers Day as well. But why waste breath she needs to diss her son-in-law.“Itchy Eddie’s!?” Yikes. Happy Mother’s Day Gladys. And you too Gargle

Mother Gargle is proof there is someone for everyone. She obviously reproduced.

Why would Brutus do anything more than burgers on the grill? Gladys ain’t his Mother! JK! Happy mothers day to all Mothers!

Haha

You can’t or shouldn’t put a monetary value on everything.

Sounds like Gladys didn’t play too hard to get, but then again I bet there weren’t too many available boyfriends around once they saw Mother Gargle.

That is an “oops” on you Mama!

Who’s paying for the hamburgers she’s eating now? And that coffee MIL is drinking?

Brutus, I know you are not hiding. Probably went to get a cup of coffee.