Monty by Jim Meddick for April 19, 2021

My brain just puckered.

Monty is an “Essential Worker”.

Have no fear. He’ll be able to apply for unemployment now. Gosh those guys in Washington are swell.

I wonder if they pay him by the number of bowling balls or holes?

Bowling center

Moondog: “Don’t worry, Monty… this paper has plenty of job listings for someone with that exact experience, and…ohhh, dear. Never mind…wrong newspaper…”

I’ve only played candlepin. (Yes I’m in New England). No nasty holes to stick your fingers in.

Wow! With that job experience, it makes him overqualified for so many jobs.

Wasn’t that one of Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs?

Maybe he can get a job cleaning the push buttons on the bathroom electric dryers?

Don’t fret, Monty—they’re hiring toilet paper winders at Charmin, I hear.

Better the bowling alley than the local motel…

Is finger hole cleaning like f-? LOL!

Good one. No one but Meddik could ever in a million years think of this! God bless!

Better than sucking farts out of seat covers at the used car dealership.

That’s a pretty rare specialization. Must be a pretty prosperous bowling alley!