Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 19, 2021

But first a little ping pong. Come on, I had the guys set up the table.

Big mistake leaving Tarzan near a tree limb..

What about breakfast?

Apparently, Tarzan and Laver have to climb onto the table, put their heads into the nooses and hang themselves.

Whew! At least it’s not death by Boola Boola.

Bah. By now Tarzan has realised that these are a bunch of phonies. If they was real, they’d go for gruesome deaths like impaling with spears and all.

Hanging? I smell the blood of an Englishman.

OK Tarzan, time to call Tantor and company to stomp a few baddies.

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Oh, June is just gonna love this seeing Tarzan & Mr. Poopy pants swinging which will never happen. The native usually settle things with spears or arrows, we all know that Sobito akaJohnson is hiding under that La Lucha Witch Doctor costume! After all, this has all “been arranged”…….

He’s giving himself away! Hangman’s nooses are Western in origin, I think..

Not exactly a traditional African means of execution.

Now a really cool … and extremely cruel … trick would be to rig it up as a stand-up see-saw, with nooses at both ends.

Then tell them that the survivor goes free.

I thought the noose was a white boy thing?