Um, wondering about that yesterday. How ‘alien’ was being used. On their planet we’re the aliens, not humans. This isn’t an alien kid, it’s a normal child.
I got this from a teacher in grade school when I started to get up from the lunch table with food still on the plate, something like “There’s starving children in Africa”. So I thought to myself, then send this to them. (I didn’t say it outloud). I couldn’t imagine what that had to do with me and my food. The guilt-trip tactic didn’t work.
Cliff is pure lard, Brewster is hardly what someone would call “brain food”, and Pam is more than a bit tough. Not something I would be feeding my kids.
Rigel 7 was the planet where Captain Pike fought the Kalar. The people of Talos 4 used his memory of that to to create an illusion where he has to protect Vina from a Kalar.
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
I’d suggest hiding them under the mashed potatoes, kid, but Cliff will eat them.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Don’t play with your food!”
Bilan over 3 years ago
Apparently we shrink when we’re cooked.
You learn something new everyday.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Cliff is empty calories anyhow.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least peel them first.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Stay tuned: Does this spell the end to Brewster Rockit?
Is Brewster having a bad dream because of something he ate?
Will the crew be saved because of a picky kid?
Gent over 3 years ago
“But mom, the big one on the right is all junk food!”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
WARNING: Eating Cliff would be bad for your health.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
She’s wrong, the Rigel colony was destroyed by a Vogon Constructor fleet after it was saved from the doomsday planet killer by Captain Kirk!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Well then give them to Rigel-7.”
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
One of those three is a pretty tasty dish.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
Um, wondering about that yesterday. How ‘alien’ was being used. On their planet we’re the aliens, not humans. This isn’t an alien kid, it’s a normal child.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
I got this from a teacher in grade school when I started to get up from the lunch table with food still on the plate, something like “There’s starving children in Africa”. So I thought to myself, then send this to them. (I didn’t say it outloud). I couldn’t imagine what that had to do with me and my food. The guilt-trip tactic didn’t work.
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
How to Serve Man
blakerl over 3 years ago
If humans are served raw, what was the point of the cook book?
joegeethree over 3 years ago
A backstory might’ve nice.
Brian Fink over 3 years ago
There are kids starving on Omicron Persei Eight!
jsimpso1 over 3 years ago
Ah. yes. Rigel VII, placing Brewster and friends in the Star Trek Universe https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rigel_VII
sundogusa over 3 years ago
WOW! The whole gang. Lots of proteins and an oversize serving of transfats!
geese28 over 3 years ago
Cliff carries a lot of carbs though
guy42 over 3 years ago
Cliff is pure lard, Brewster is hardly what someone would call “brain food”, and Pam is more than a bit tough. Not something I would be feeding my kids.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Cubicle raised are full of preservatives. Farm raised is better, but for the best you really want a free range swampy.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
We’ll see how the crew looks tomorrow.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Are human clothes for aliens like fish bones for us?
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Leftovers.
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
Rigel 7 was the planet where Captain Pike fought the Kalar. The people of Talos 4 used his memory of that to to create an illusion where he has to protect Vina from a Kalar.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
You have to finish your humans or you won’t get any Venusian for dessert.
eb110americana over 3 years ago
“Ewww, gross Mom! Sushi?!”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Guess the kid is getting it’s vegetables today, Cliff is included.
stamps over 3 years ago
Eat your humans or no Glorbx for dessert.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
You’d think the humans would be either fleeing or incapacitated, not just standing there like they have no idea what’s about to happen.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
Mmm, long pig.
bakana over 3 years ago
Did Mom glue their Boots to the plate to keep them from running all over the table?
Andrew Sleeth over 3 years ago
May I have seconds of Pam, please?!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Bite size.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago
they’re so fatty, though …