Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 01, 2021

Awwwwww …

Give meYour dirty loveLike you might surrenderTo some dragon in your dreams

Give meYour dirty loveLike a pink donationTo the dragon in your dreams

I don’t need your sweet devotionAn’ I don’t want your cheap emotionWhip me up some dragon lotionFor your dirty loveYour dirty love

Give meYour dirty loveLike some tacky little pamphletIn your daddy’s bottom drawer

Give meYour dirty loveI don’t believe you never seen

THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Snap it!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Snap it!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Snap it!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Not a speck of cereal!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Nothing but the best for my dog!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Come on!)THE POODLE BITES!(Come on, Frenchie)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Little paws sticking up!)THE POODLE BITES!(Little curly head!)THE POODLE CHEWS IT!(Little curly tail!)

Definitely hot

No food or drink in the library!

“Chapter One says you love her, you love her with all your heart” … Who got next?

P1 This is headed for trouble, no food or drink is allowed in the Library!!!

P3 Then why are you standing out in the middle of the room, go between the stacks in the “History of Milford Section” cuz nobody goes back there.

In all reality , none of us Snarkers saw P 2 coming .

I originally thought the blonde was Corina, and thought I must have missed something.

P3 – Is that Cousin Itt in lower right corner?!

P1, Caught ya watchin’ porn didn’t I? I swear you’re just like my dad!

P2, So, Insane Zane decides to make his own.

P3, Yeah, at least go into the bathroom, kids.

P 4: “…. Don’t worry…. According to my dad, nobody is ever here anyway…”

What a great Saturday cliffhanger. Vito from Goshen has the Frito BanBrito walking in on this scene at even money. CK is 50-1 to discover this tryst as she heads to the library to do research on which colleges offer scholarships for softball and a major in Fire Prevention. Gil and Mimi are off the board as it is, A, past Gil’s bedtime and B, Mimi is having a similar encounter with Pedro in the alley behind Milford Pool Supply.

P1- Certain this is the first EES ever in Milford Public Library.

P2- Skyrockets in flight….afternoon delight!

P3- We are STRONG! No one can tell us we’re wrong. Both of us knowing….Love is a Battlefield.

They spill their coffee on the computers to get Abe off their backs.

P4 Katy – Mom, Dad, I’m pregnant

Abel – Who is the SOB? When and where did this happen?

Katy – Zane(y) and I did the big dirty in the library at one of the empty PC’s when we were the only people in the building

Abel – Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! (Clenched fists and gritted teeth) Must…get…on…the…board…and…shut…down…this…taxpayer…money…waster…and…no…tell…motel…claptrap…

Well, I’ve got the car for another half an hour and it’s parked in back…

Kiss cam in P2

Dude has some serious eyelashes in P2. I thought Katy was kissing Ellen DeGeneres.

Mopman Held Hostage: Day 16.

Yeah, wait until they get carried away and knock their coffee all over 3 computers, and since Katy snuck it in, Mr. Burrito needs to pay for them. If you think he was blowtop mad about the library before…

And speaking about blowtop, you’ll probably blow your top if you forget to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I’m surprised! With all the allusions to %*^ you’d think someone would have made a comment about: Talk about a “LATE” fee!

P-1: Katy proves she’s one of us and snarks about what he’s watching.

P-2: Because Zane’s so poor, Katy shares her gum with him.

P-3: With Finals due in a few weeks, these dedicated students practice their Heimlich techniques for P.E. class. Their parents would be so proud!

Any GTers see Garfield today ?he is having a breakfast a la the mayor

It’s ok you’re in GRL – GRB

How adorable….