Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 10, 2021

Or maybe that pear.

That pit’s quite the peach. Of Despair.

Turn right just past the Cliffs of Insanity.

It’s just past the mountains of death and the lake of blood, you can’t miss it.

When I had a flat tire in de past, I had de spare. Now, if I have a flat, I got nuttin but despair.

Pit of Despair. Open 9-4 Tuesday thru Saturday. Closed from 1-2 PM for cleaning out excess Despair. No pets. No whistling.

I always liked the villain played by David Warner in the BBC Radio Series “Nebulous”. He would always issue instructions to his henchman with the inevitable appended phrase “to death”.

Example: “Follow Professor Nebulous…to death!” “Question those captives…to death!”

“Oh, and here’s the Lamp from Heck, and the Pineapple from Heck, and…”

“The end of Life is Death!” Join the rush!