Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 26, 2021

I don’t think the IRS makes house calls any more, Broomie.

Leave it to Gaylord to find the flaw in Broomie’s plan!

you would think that she looks deeper into stuff before she considers and option at her age. hehe

Broomie obviously does not want to be popular.

You don’t want to be a Tax Collector, you want to be Senator!

True, I’m sure you could waste it much better than the government does!

Remember, USAians have until 17 May this year. Do it now if you haven’t yet.

If she wants to go door to door and keep what she takes from people she can always become a porch pirate.

Your cut Broomie would still be substantial.. don’t dismiss the idea.

You may have to fly to the Cayman Islands. Is your broom up to it?

They have sharp points on them.

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You’ll make a lot of friends that way.

She’d rather keep it herself

Broomie is just getting back to tax-collecting roots. That’s the way they did it Way Back When….

In ancient days, for example ancient Israel, the Romans employed Jews (viewed as traitors to their neighbors) as tax collectors, and the Romans didn’t mind if the tax collectors collected extra for themselves as long as the government got its cut. Roman soldiers backed up the tax collector’s authority. They had a reputation for being unfair and capricious: “Today the charge for using this road is four shekels, because you have four wheels on your cart.” “Today the charge is eight shekels, because of the number of feet in your party.”