Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 24, 2021

The Wizard must have been in a bad mood, when he made that Magic 8 Ball.

I saw this model once in a gag store. They took the normal answers out and replaced them with funny ones.

Won’t the Magic-8 ball help someone score a strike in life?

Never seen a magic 8-ball before. Didn’t even know it was a thing. Live and learn!

“Triumph” – the “Insult 8-Ball”.

Someone once tried such ‘toys’ on me to show that she had mystic healing powers, she didn’t. One phone call put her out business as she was conning Veterans.

Snarky 8-Ball?

Caveat Emptor, buddy!

Ahh the magic 8 ball, the very first Alexa

The wizard is a pill. His 8 ball is a shill. He’s over the hill. …waaait for it.

The last panel…“That’s what she said”!!!!!! ☺

Never buy an eight ball.

Never buy a magic eight ball that tells the truth. You really don’t want that.

More like a Hate Ball.

Ah – the political trolls version…

Oh….that’s so sweet.

Seems truthful. Sarcastic also, but truthful nonetheless…..

The 20 answers inside a standard Magic 8-Ball are:

-Affirative answers:

● ∆ It is certain.● ∆ It is decidedly so.● ∆ Without a doubt.● ∆ Yes – definitely.● ∆ You may rely on it.● ∆ As I see it, yes.● ∆ Most likely.● ∆ Outlook good.● ∆ Yes.● ∆ Signs point to yes.

. . . . , , , , – - – - _ _ _ _

-Non-Committal:

● ► Reply hazy, try again.● ◄ Ask again later.● ► Better not tell you now.● ◄ Cannot predict now.● ► Concentrate and ask again.

, , , , – - – - . . . . _ _ _ _

-Negative:

● ▼ Don’t count on it.● ▼ My reply is no.● ▼ My sources say no.● ▼ Outlook not so good.● ▼ Very doubtful.

What if the 8 ball tells you to consult the Ouija board?

Maybe the 8-ball is onto something. I asked one if I was a tree, and always got the noncommittal answers, never a yes or no.

i want one of those

that is a good joke