Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 08, 2021

My mother once told me that I was born one hour after Mother’s Day and I’ve been late ever since.

“Give Mom a Break” Day

Mothers day is always far better than “National Gorilla Suit Day”

I know quite a few people who hate Mother’s Day, and they’re usually mothers.

Some of us don’t want to be reminded of our mothers…

I’ll French Toast to that!

“We all like Mother’s Day.”

You never met my mother.

My wife gets the ’Mother’s Day’ treatment from me all the time, no ‘once a year’ special day needed. I made Chicken Cordon Bleu(a reasonable imitation), for dinner last night, and I may do my Ham, Egg & Cheese Croissants for breakfast tomorrow.

What does Frazz’s shirt mean?

Did you run the BigA 5K, Jef??

I’ve never had breakfast in bed. Never wanted to, either. Sounds really messy. (Well, maybe that’s because I’m a messy eater.) And who wants to get back into a bed with all those toast crumbs?

My son bought me a rose that will never die. Has anyone ever seen a rose made of wood? The wood is thinly cut into petals. They are amazing.

A win-win situation.

I think it’s a bad assumption (again) that staying up lates equates to sleeping in.