Shirley and Son Classics by Jerry Bittle for October 19, 2024

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    Macushlalondra  about 4 hours ago

    No, because you’re always sick only on school days and mysteriously better on the weekend. Don’t you know that every schoolkid in the world has tried to pull that kind of thing and always failed?

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    Manitobaman  about 1 hour ago

    Kid is just a rookie. He has to learn to warm his forehead by rubbing the blanket back and forth across it so it feels hot when mom puts her hand on it. Not too much of course. Just enough to convince her that he does indeed have a terrible fever and needs to stay home from school. Mind you, that scam only works so many times…..

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