Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2005
Transcript:
Danae: I now call Lucy to the stand for her testimony on this serious issue...Lucy: Uh...what issue? How do you explain your sudden ability to make the jumps in the arena? Lucy: Umm..practice? Danae: Anything else? Lucy: Well...I do get a little jazzed after a slurpee... Danae: The scourge of performance-enhancing slurpees demands more hand-wringing hearings!!