The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2021

Is the saleslady blocking the fitting rooms? Can’t quite tell.

She’s only 2 outfits over limits

Fortunately the sign only limits the number of outfits, not the number of individuals who can be in the fitting room.

This will have to be a “Split Fit”.

They could split up (the family) before they go in – 3 individuals in one group and 4 in the other.

… or she/they could do the fitting in shifts – do less than the 7 outfits that she is carrying each time – like first 4 outfits then do 3 outfits.

Somebody is matryankin’ someone’s chain.

I see they are going from large to smaller size, so they should fit, and fit, and fit etc!

The saleswoman’s uniform has a sleeve only on one hand?

нет!

Since a lot of ladies like to buy clothing one or two sizes too small, trying them on will take a long, long time.

Five outfits per person?

Too bad this isn’t the dressing room for The Masked Singer where there’s Russian Dolls in the current competition.

It’ll take her hours to try those on…

Unfortunately for the clothing store, she was a professional shoplifter and only returned one dress after exiting the dressing room.

Now she’ll really have a fit. Several of them.

Limiting people to buying only 5 items is an interesting strategy.

Babushka dolls anyone?