Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 26, 2021

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    Just the unexpected touch of a vibrating phone would have SOME effect on me!

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    This makes me wonder if enough power could be extracted from the headphone jack through a transformer to run a prod adaptor.

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    Bwahahaha!  over 3 years ago

    Sheesh. Fix her brakes so she has a fatal accident, Junior

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t taze me bro.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That is child abuse. Not funny.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “Light ’em up! Knock ’em out! Rawhide!” ☺

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I wonder how Betty will look in an orange jumpsuit.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    See… Tazers have been around a loooooonnnnngggg time

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Go to a farm supply store and buy a real one.

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    banjinshiju  over 3 years ago

    I’m afraid that one use would drain the phone’s battery.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is Betty trying to be funny or just her usual annoying?

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It is not abuse, except to a liberal who wants to control our world. The most you could get out of a phone would be a mild tingle. If you use a real cattle prod, the voltage is high but the amperage is low. That means you get a ZAP but no damage. When I was a teenager in the 1960’s a friend and I chased each other around a farm supply store with those things. We got zapped several times, which will make you yelp, but won’t even show a mark on the skin.

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