Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 27, 2021

Jump on her keyboard.

Trouble is a lot of the people food is not good for pets.

Do the dinner dance like my guys do.

The cat needs to go lay down on her keyboard.

They’ve done all that. They’re looking for a NEW way.

Maybe… chew on her slipper while looking hungry?

Just give her your food bowl ….

It looks like they’re going to build an appetite the way they are pacing!

Perhaps a musical number…

The cat can ask for “Meow Mix” by name. If the dog learns how to say “Snausages”, they got it made, the world is their o̶y̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ food dish.

And we know it too, doggy.

“Let’s bring in a piece of kibble and pretend to fight over it. That always works.”

I’m waiting for the Red Dog and the Green Kat (Both saloons I remember.)

Wouldn’t it work better to be super cute rather than annoying?

Rub against her ankles, one of you on each side. She will look down and pet you. Then you switch sides when she looks up. Move silently and quickly. Rub against her ankles again. Then, when she looks down again, take advantage of her momentary confusion to snag a quick bite of whatever she’s got.

I feel your pain. Perhaps my dog’s latest book “Mooching for the pooch” will help. Only $19.99 at Amazon. Mooching the money from the cat is recommended for professionals only.

my cat Mischief just died, she was 21 years old…she had the best way, she’d just come over and stare at me

If a cat starts eating cat litter, I suppose that would be as annoying as a dog chewing on the cat.

One of my cats has picked up VERY annoying habit, tho I’m not sure it has anything to do with dinnertime! I’ll be sitting in my computer chair reading GoComics — just like right now!! — and she’ll reach up and poke claws into my side! Don’t know WHAT her gig is!