Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 01, 2021

And I thought the perfect answer to her question would have been: “Miss you? Impossible!”

An anagram of “assault and battery” is “Steady, brutal Satan.”

“He who dates the blonde is likely to get assaulted by the blonde.”

Ka-forgot all about her, did you?

She sure didn’t miss him.

I think the Haywires should start wearing Hard Hats

I tolds ya to always bewares of Goldilocks. But do you listen? Noooooo.

Look out Ms. Possible you may get ripped, soon!!!

Like pancakes with no syrup, there’s very little to recommend her.

I hope RJ inherited Rip’s hard head.

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One problem, Impossible; you may have cold cocked RJ with your (presumably) Glock. But without funds, how are you going to transport him to wherever the bounty is?

KA-BOOMERANG “KA-WHOP!”!!

that was a little bit anti-climactic. Plus Panama didn’t get much in the way of a follow-up.

It’s a good thing Rip is on the way to help RJ.

KA-ANCHOVIES! (Thankfully, I’ve never had anchovies on pizza.)

I knew she would show up sooner or later.

It’s best to recap during pancakes, not after pancakes.

On the bright side, this could lead to Panama teaming up with Rip to save the boy.

C’mon! He’s finally learning to go Haywire! It’s time to put it to better use!

Femme fatal should never be forgettable.