Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2009

I just found out that my golden parachute was replaced with a golden shower.

Are there strings attached?

They don’t call them shroud lines for nothing.

cleokaya: Love your new avatar. Goes well with wndrwrthg’s. Now if only I could find one of Fat Freddy! (or maybe F. Fredrick Skitty) Long live Gilbert Shelton.

question is, who packed the parachute

Ahh- I get it now. This comic was posted on Yahell in black & white and I couldn’t for the life of me work out the punchline!

Why don’t that man jump off from the building without golden parachute? If he commits suicide, he has to be deserved it.

Thank you limarick. I too love the old “underground” comics.

Excellent point bald–it could very well be an dummied-up ordinary backpack (not unlikely given current economy), also attyush (though your question is actually double-entendre).

cleokaya-so do I! Have you found anywhere where you can read them online? I’ll check back. Thanks!

@prasrinivara: Glad you caught it.

1 redskins fan I haven’t read any online. At your question I decided to briefly look, with no positive results. Maybe another commenter will know. Sorry.

to redskin1fan and cleokaya, try Shelton’s new site www.freaknet.org.uk

nanselmus says:

to redskin1fan and cleokaya, try Shelton’s new site www.freaknet.org.uk

Thanks for the info. I haven’t seen these in years, ever since an old room mate swiped my whole collection when I moved out.(the b@st@rd!)