Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2009
Transcript:
Danae: Why do I have to sit up front all the time? Teacher: Because you can't behave yourself like Todd Burris. Todd: Um ... that's me. Danae: Wha ...? ... How long have you been sitting behind me? Todd: Since Kindergarten. Joe Pyle: So what's you learn in school today? Danae: That good behavior makes you invisible.
attyush over 15 years ago
School is wonderful. Teaches you a new thing everyday.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
She’s right, but what fun is being invisible. Oh, yeah, girl’s dressing rooms.
halavana over 15 years ago
Invisibility can be very useful, as can learning to fly under the radar…
GuntotingLiberal over 15 years ago
Good behavior invisibility works better when you hang out near people like Danae. Kind of like how hanging around the morbidly obese makes you feel better about those extra 10 holiday pounds.
bmonk over 15 years ago
Invisibility or flight?
bald over 15 years ago
so that’s why i was always visible to the teachers–
carmy over 15 years ago
Good behavior also shortens your sentence.
sabresoo over 15 years ago
hey Gun - fat heads aren’t limited to just holidays.
vexatron1984 over 15 years ago
Hel bald, I had the opposite problem, none of my teachers ever seemed to see me. No ownder kids behave badly, they get more attention.
reynard61 over 15 years ago
“Well behaved women rarely make history.” - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Caddy57 over 15 years ago
It isn’t that I was invisible during high school it’s just that not being one of “them” is the same as being invisible…at least invisible to the ones you wanted to have noticing you
Fresh_Mint over 15 years ago
One of the most important lessons in life, that. But like any lesson it’s not that you learned it, it’s what you do with it!
bald over 15 years ago
vexatron1984 my visibility might have had something to do with helping hang someone out the 3rd floor englsh room by his ankles
peterkeenan over 15 years ago
Don’t stick your head above the parapet, you’ll get it shot off. Always a good thing to remember, especially when you go to work.
alife over 15 years ago
Think I learned A LOT more after college:D Great if one has older folks that teach you how to learn and be independent!!:D http://www-usr.rider.edu/%7Esuler/zenstory/maybe.html