Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 29, 2021

And sugar. And creme.

Let’s face it, RJ is a junkie.

RJ’s Mentor is the Glutton from Monty Python !

So, immortality from healthy eating?

“<In this universe, matter can’t be created or destroyed”

Except for once, when the universe created itself about 12 million years ago. If we don’t believe that, then we are forced to believe in God. Also, life cannot spring from non-life, except once, when the first living cell was spontaneously generated from non-living matter. We have to believe that for the same reason.

In another time immortal was looked at as being remembered for ever not living forever .

Actually, it’s energy that can’t be created or destroyed. Matter is very destroyable.

You can’t destroy energy. Matter maybe, but not energy.

“Saints pour preservatives on us!” (Extra geezer point if you spot that reference).

Preservatives are what keeps our food from killing us.

not “could”, “will” …but he might as well be contented while he’s here

RJ’s shifting size freaks me out

In their universe matter is a pencil and eraser, a little paint or markers or a computer program.

Grace Slick said it best: “Natural food makes you slow and stupid and it tastes like rabbit shit. I don’t care if there’s chemicals in it as long as my lettuce is crisp. Preservatives might be preserving you all. I think that’s something you might have missed. Yeah, you missed it.” That was before she gave up drinking and became a vegan.

… not just …