Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 26, 2021

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    He could have said, “It was such a small town that I was the center on the basketball team.”

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    His town was so small that the 5 and Under was four feet wide.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    The blood bank sucked. And it only took “deposits”.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    … the City Jail is called “Amoeba”, because it only has one cell.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 3 years ago

    Our town is so small we rent a stop sign if we hear someone is coming to visit

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    The pet name for the tick was “Luna” …!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “I grew up in a really small town.”

    “How small was it?”

    “It was so small, the Thanksgiving Day Parade was two bottle-caps floating in a puddle…”

    ( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

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    Display  over 3 years ago

    I can think of someone who might live in Bloated Tick, Montana.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    That Dude would be lost in the big city. He is under 5’, or on his knees.

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    i went to school with a bloated tick

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    NWdryad  over 3 years ago

    Ew.

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