Close to Home by John McPherson for April 29, 2021

… or he’s trained to shake hands.

Were you watching Ishtar on TV?

On the other paw, maybe she needs to go outside and drop a bomb and find the lawn before makes a tidal wave indoors?

In either case, pack your things and get out of the house right now! ;D

Is he grinning? Or tail wagging? Maybe he’s just messin’ with you!

What’s his name ? Spot?

The fact that I had 5 chili dogs and 3 milkshakes, which would be considered “bomb” or “tsunami”?

No silly! He’s a German Short Haired Pointer….

Volcano dogs serve it up HOT!

“Well, you ate the 3-bean dip and Carne Asada Burritos, so I’m guessing BOMB!”

But now that you “released the hounds” = it’s more like a Tsunami of Stink.

It could be a third possibility that is not in the manual, that he smells something alien . . . Bleeb,

My dogs do that when they have something stuck in their paw, so nice when it´s hard baked goat c**p!

Head For the Hills Clem!! The dog farted!!

Either way, it’s bad news.

Could be a tsubombi…

“Oh wait, here it is! It means there’s a covey of Quail over there behind the BarcaLounger! Duuuh!”

Okay Loretta, let’s figure this out. We live in Omaha, I don’t think it will be a tsunami.

Or maybe he just wants someone to pull that cockle burr off of his paw…

Either one doesn’t bode well……

Either way, assume the position and pucker up.

You’ll be smelling his bomb if you don’t let him get outside now.

I think he wants to “fist-bump.” Bleeb, don’t let that dog watch any more TV! :)

Fortunately it never read the manual.

Or, he needs to go out.

either way, run!