Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2021

“The man should be crusoefied.”

Put him on a boat with supplies and point him towards mainland. You can bill him later. ;-)

Darn old tidal fluctuations! They’re vi-sissies!

It’s time to make that ugly piece of crap walk the plank.

Another little person who thinks the world revolves around them.

GO JARVIS!

The butler keeps me up on my language skills. Thanks!

That little cretin needs a heart.

Obviously inspired by Australia’s refugee policies.

Asylum has been recognized by tradition and international law for thousands of years. You never know when or someone you know will need it.

One other aspect of maritime law leaves me wondering how many Indonesian ships keep trying to help Polish ones that they think are in distress.

Jarvis is so edumacated

Vicissitudes? I love it – I can actually say that reading cartoons isn’t an exercise in mental futility!

Average word length in third frame is 11.25 letters!

Let’s maroon the little creep and get back to Monte and Moondog.

is that tom hanks?

Granted, he looks disheveled and has a gross beard—but just maybe he’s a famous celebrity, or an eccentric billionaire. Would that change your attitude, Sedgie?

Luckily, Jarvis has again saved the day and the Drowning Man….