FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 17, 2021

the list boringly goes on, Jason

Jason’s digestive process is starting to smell funny. Maybe that’s why he’s outdoors.

Jason . . . look. Just give it up. There’re people already planning the wedding.

I suggest telling them you’ll hang out with them as long as you can do something other than the camp journal.

you can do that while listening to them too, have you ever heard of multitasking?

What would they have done if Eileen and Phoebe hadn’t come along? Probably a lot. So go do that.

Methink Jason doth protest too much.

He could just look at Phoebe. Those eyes, those lips, …

Marcus should just have said “I think I’m staying” and let Jason either storm off or, more likely, give in (which he really wants to do).

You’re so vain, I bet …

Dump Jason, Marcus.

He really would rather do nothing than hang out with the girls.

Yes, Jason. By all means, continue.