FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 21, 2021

you and your masculinity, Jason

The irony is that Jason would likely marry Eileen, and Marcus marry Phoebe. ;-)

Jason, if you find it, to the girls it will confirm that you took it. Any explanation of where you found it will just be seen as a poor excuse.

Oh Marcus … did you?

I’m pretty sure Roger stole it.

I bet it was Phoebe’s brother, trying to make trouble.

Jason is really stubborn about not liking girls.