Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 08, 2021

I wonder how Jason will feel about that last fact.

Also, impressive how woolly a sheep has to be to be called a “woolly sheep”.

let me guess, Jason: you once saw a puppy born with seven legs, three tails, three reproductive systems, three pelvic regions, and three urinary tracts

What, it would’ve killed them to name the dog Vishnu?

I remember that story about the unshorn sheep. He has since passed away. I hope he’s with Dolly in Ovine Heaven.

This has to be the creepiest Ripleys of all time.

Great; dogs that poop twice as much. Watch your step!

Who sheared the sheep before mankind invented it?

There once was an Australian sheep named Chris that in 2015 gave up 88 lbs (41 kg) of wool.

C’mon Ripleys, you have a book of world records, why bother with anything less….

When you take Skipper out for a walk, she really goes for a walk…

n April the rest of the lamb was invited as guest of honor to Easter dinner.

Skipper has gone viral on social media since the Oklahoma rally when tRump called him the “Wuhan Puppy”.

Southern African Cape Cobras are an endangered species due to their dating habits.

Somewhere there’s a joke about gene splicing the dog’s DNA with a chicken. More legs. Actually, I think that really does exist?

Was Baarack followed by Baanald?

Cannibal!

Unlike sheep, domestic goats that have gone feral do not grow so much hair that they become immobile. More like a paean to the musical Hair! with hair growing down nearly to ground level.

Gimme a head with hair

Long, beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there (Hair!)

Shoulder length or longer hair (Hair!)

Here baby, there mama

Everywhere daddy daddy

I hope someone is monitoring the sheep’s back, hips, legs and arms.

One snake to another: My mom is getting old, so I’m going to have her for dinner.

Oh boy, stand back, here come the Obaaama jokes…

S-Video connection

Connect the S-VIDEO OUT jack on the unit to the S-Video jack on the TV using the optional S-Video cable (S).

Component Video / Progressive Scan connectionIf your television is a high-definition or “digital ready” television, you may take advantage of the unit’s pro- gressive scan output for the highest possible video resolution.

Connect the COMPONENT/PROGRESSIVE SCAN VIDEO OUT jacks on the unit to the corresponding jacks on the TV using an optional Y Pb Pr cable ©.

Audio connection

Connect the Left and Right AUDIO OUT jacks of the unit to the audio left/right in jacks on the TV using the supplied audio cables (A2).

Note:If you connect both S-Video and component jack to your TV, video displayed might be unstably on your TV. You should disconnect one of both connections to solve the problem.

And think how much extra wool woolly mammoths would have had to carry around if there were no cavemen around to shear them once or twice a year!