1. It is often said (and makes sense to me) that except for a small set of standardized/memorized verbal routines (Have a nice day!), almost every sentence we produce or encounter is a unique combination of words never before written or spoken. This suggests that a mental grammar that emerges in early childhood empowers us to (almost effortlessly) express anything in a unique way. Unique, as in, never previously uttered in the history of the human race.
Example:
This morning Spud helped me cover my feet in honey. (And most of the other sentences in today’s flotilla of balloons.)
2. Isaac Asimov, adventurously curious even as a small child, once replied to a question from his mother by spitting into his hand a squirming mass of live isopods (aka pill bugs, roly-polies, wood lice). She had asked why he was making such weird faces. He said he had wondered if a mouthful of the little creatures would tickle his tongue. Maybe Wallace will grow up to be as wonderfully creative as Asimov. Or, dare it be said, as Will Henry.
Thus:
When the ants finally found the honey, it tickled like crazy!
I quite enjoy the comments for Wallace the Brave. They are often insightful and fun to read. Quite unlike the comment section for Big Nate (a comic I also enjoy) which seem to be troll bait and quite rude.
That’s the difference between Wallace and Sterling. Wallace has a whole adventurous story to tell as he explains. Sterling just gets right to the point.
That looks like a porcelain sink we had long ago. She might very well use lightweight dish tubs inside it—papier mache, plastic, silicone… Dad had his own separate tubs for machine parts, but the one sink was used for dishes, veggies, laundry, bathing children and dogs, pretty much everything.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Of course. I expected nothing more from The Feral One.
Laurie Sefton Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sterling is his own explanation.
butterfly_qvrs over 3 years ago
Is it too early to start Sterling’s therapy?
Muntherdoesstuff over 3 years ago
wallace’s story almost made sterlings’s normal
Muntherdoesstuff over 3 years ago
back in the past austrailian people used to eat honey with dried ants
wallace just making his own style of itjimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago
1. It is often said (and makes sense to me) that except for a small set of standardized/memorized verbal routines (Have a nice day!), almost every sentence we produce or encounter is a unique combination of words never before written or spoken. This suggests that a mental grammar that emerges in early childhood empowers us to (almost effortlessly) express anything in a unique way. Unique, as in, never previously uttered in the history of the human race.
Example:
This morning Spud helped me cover my feet in honey. (And most of the other sentences in today’s flotilla of balloons.)
2. Isaac Asimov, adventurously curious even as a small child, once replied to a question from his mother by spitting into his hand a squirming mass of live isopods (aka pill bugs, roly-polies, wood lice). She had asked why he was making such weird faces. He said he had wondered if a mouthful of the little creatures would tickle his tongue. Maybe Wallace will grow up to be as wonderfully creative as Asimov. Or, dare it be said, as Will Henry.
Thus:
When the ants finally found the honey, it tickled like crazy!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love that Wallace’s mother just accepts his explanation, and turns to Sterling for his.
rhtatro over 3 years ago
Let’s see him try that with fire ants.
Ida No over 3 years ago
Oh wow, that really sinks!
jschumaker over 3 years ago
Once again, Sterling gets the punchline.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 3 years ago
Went through many a manure pile as a kid, gathering worms for fishing. Sterling may have been looking for worms, too..
VanLaser over 3 years ago
Painfully elaborate or effortlessly natural … in the end we all get dirty
david_reaves Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m glad fire ants don’t survive as far north as Snug Harbor. Fire ant bites are something Wallace never needs to see!
Baer321 over 3 years ago
I quite enjoy the comments for Wallace the Brave. They are often insightful and fun to read. Quite unlike the comment section for Big Nate (a comic I also enjoy) which seem to be troll bait and quite rude.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Life is never dull at their household……
scyphi26 over 3 years ago
That’s the difference between Wallace and Sterling. Wallace has a whole adventurous story to tell as he explains. Sterling just gets right to the point.
Gandalf over 3 years ago
If those had been fire ants….
Barnabus Blackoak over 3 years ago
uh, the ants wouldn’t have tickled, they’ld be stinging like crazy AS THEY ATE YOUR FLESH!!!!!!
FunnyMinnion over 3 years ago
Spud must have run pretty soon after that to get away with honey feet
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
So Sterling was walking through the strawberry patch?
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Manure will do that to you. Just don’t add honey.
NWdryad over 3 years ago
I have always loved that Poseidon statue
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sterling is just a simple child. He sees manure, he jumps on it.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
It would seem to me that in this household a shop or laundry sink might be appropriate – but it looks like there are dishes stacked behind Wallace.
lh123 over 3 years ago
That looks like a porcelain sink we had long ago. She might very well use lightweight dish tubs inside it—papier mache, plastic, silicone… Dad had his own separate tubs for machine parts, but the one sink was used for dishes, veggies, laundry, bathing children and dogs, pretty much everything.