Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 03, 2021

From the Amer. Herit. Dict. 4th Ed.: An antidote against poison, especially a confection formerly held to be an antidote to all poisons.

And all these years I thought it was an opera by Rossini.

“Her tongue got in the way of her eye teeth, and she couldn’t see what she was saying.” So sorry. Yes, that line was old before the pharaohs.

Cue Key Kat Lady to enter & expectricate!

No clever quote on the newspaper this time?

LMAO! GOOD ONE!

Well done!

how do you even think of that?

I think Phil better abandon all Hope after that one!

The word for the day is “legs”. Go forth and spread the word.

ReallyLMBigAO

I miss the quote on the newspaper- it’s been two times gone so far.