Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 11, 2021

Probably has some old french fries laying around…..also.

Always be prepared!

My side pocket is snacks. The drawer under passenger seat is condiments and wet wipes.

Shhhhh, it’s supposed to be a secret! One of my guilty pleasures is to once a week hit the drive-through for a quick nosh off the value menu. I always finish it long before I get home and stash the evidence in the dumpster. And no one the wiser!

This is just good planning! And being a good host!

The last thing one wants on McDonald fries is more salt

I know you’re a little young, Norm…but shouldn’t you be concerned with your salt intake anyway?

And if we can ketchup to that car in front of us…

Blood pressure on the bottom end hit 91. Immediately quit putting salt on anything. Couple of months later is is now 76.

I, too, put barbecue sauce on fries. Also burgers and hot dogs. I use barbecue sauce on anything that “normal” people use ketchup

And Norm is never more than four feet away from a donut.

You’re surprised about this Norm why?

Helps to be prepared for an emergency…..

I have a bunch of salt packets and don’t know what to do with them. I’ve never needed salt and didn’t ask for it, but certain places have given them to me during the past year.

What? No ketchup?

I can’t believe anyone would add salt to fast food. It already tastes way too salty.

And not just the packets of BBQ sauce.

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel