Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for May 12, 2021

Insurance against “brakes” in the system.

But above all: when did you get your driving license?

Don’t look at us, Marm, answer her.

So, it’s normal that he has a car?

Normal junk mail ;-)

I get the phone calls about my vehicle’s extended warranty and I do not even own a car.

When did marmadukelearn how to drive???

He got it after he received his Platinum credit card.

What? Marm has a car now? Maybe he can do Dollie and Phil a favor and drive the children to school everyday. "Marm, where did you get your drivers license? Dollie asked Marmaduke angrily. “Ha! Ha! I think I better split right now.” Marmaduke said laughing nervously. “Tell Barbie and Billie howdy when they get out of school. Tell them that I love them.” He sprinted down the street in a unknown direction.

I bet that dog has been chasing cars again.

Actually, he simply used your credit card to make a few purchases. The rest comes inevitably.

His name was put on by the butchers mailing list that the butcher sold for profit…

No sh*t. Good thing Marm doesn’t have a cell phone. More than covid-19, these calls have made me the most anti-social in my life.

Today should make the third in a row for the robocall for saving money on my car insurance.