Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 06, 2021

Who is “us” that needs the £10/£20, Andy?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp thinks he deserves “borrowing” money from Flo just by doing her the honour of marrying her, hope she hits him with that can :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s happy like I am , how was your day and sorry if I was a grouch yesterday about the internet orders , I risked losing a very good friend, our day should be busy but calm I hope, already done a small amount of shopping , we are both in a good mood so now I can take my foot out of my mouth and snack :o) keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The twenty (liquid ounce-type) is coming.

Wrong answer there Capp !

I hope that was an EMPTY beer can Flo threw at that worthless lump o’ nuttin’.

Andy is such a romantic chap.

And that was when the absurdity of his statement hit Andy!

My birthday! When I was in grade school, I thought it really awesome I shared a birthday with the great Willie Mays! How time flies!

So, did Ewan McTeagle (Monty Python, “Lend Us A Quid”) influence Capp, or did Capp influence McTeagle?

The silent incoming

Where is Affie? Hope all is going better for him than things are going for me.

I really can’t imagine someone like Andy using the expression “pounds”… A tenner or ten quid, yes, but not pounds…

Flo, a cricket bat to the head would have been a more appropriate response.

While we don’t normally discuss politics … I wonder if Andy voted today in the Hartlepool byelection?

Next time, throw a brick.

Quick, Andy! Catch! Before it all spills on the floor!

xxx

@Afficionado

You will never lose me as a friend. That’s a promise, not a threat!

I’ve had to do online shopping for my parents on a few occasions as well. None of it grocery as we never do food shopping online. I love doing it and I get excited when they ask me to order something for them. Haha. A few examples include some face masks, a bathroom light (which my Mum picked up at the store as it was Click & Collect) a beard trimmer, a watch for my uncle as a gift from my Mum and a big mixer from Amazon.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Oh and keep roaring!

Andy – you’re a right jerk.

Some people don’t know when to quit. Andy should have shut up after panel two.

Andy deserves something alright, and he’s about to get it!