Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2021

Henry’s going to eat your words, Wiz.

So, what do you feed your dragon? Roast peasant?

Part cat?

My first reaction: Henry’s hungry.

A subtle hint, I see.

The book should provide the right amount of fiber (RDA) he needs.

… and also serve to get and keep a fire burning inside.

The coal bill must be massive…

Just feed him before he eats you.

I thought he only ate knightly.

It’s his body language.

A book that Henry can really sink his teeth into!

@littlejohn

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Did you book the reservations yet?

Hint hint

For a dragon, Henry is pretty subtle. Another dragon would probably just started chomping on that dangling meaty appendage the wizard isn’t using right now.

Maybe dogs are descended from dragons, not wolves. My dog knows to the exact minute what time dinner is expected to be in the dog dish.

I would think so, Wiz. Henry has a fire in his belly!

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it’s literally exactly like my maremma sheepdog. you’re reading a book or your phone, and the head appears on the horizon and then the gigantic jaw is wrapped around your arm pulling you to the kitchen.

That’s still better, than the times your dragon ate your neighbour’s cow.

Better hope the dragon doesn’t sneeze.

(senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being part of a serial)

Ahh, reminds me of my puppy! He stands on his hind legs and puts his little face up on the table and barks for a treat! Pretty hard to resist!

Awwww. I want a dragon-puppy too!

The dragon looks so hungry looks like he was about to eat the book

I have four, dogs not dragons, but they don’t let mealtime go by either.

Awww!

Are dragon boogers black?

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