Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 28, 2021

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Knock Knock…

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    Auntie Socialist  over 3 years ago

    Of course you’ve just wasted more time arguing about the joke than if you’d just said “who’s there?”. There’s no rule that says you have to actually stick around for the “joke”

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    Mark Hanson  over 3 years ago

    This is the best definition of a knock knock joke I’ve ever heard.

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    Jefano Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sam and Janet is a great knock-knock joke the first time you hear it. Anna Maria Albergetti is even better. And there must be others, but I admit they don’t immediately come to mind.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “Knock, knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Nobel.”

    “Nobel who?”

    “Nobel… That’s why I knocked…”

    “Knock, knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “On first.”

    “On first who?”

    “No, it’s ’Who’s on first?’…”

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    StephenRice  over 3 years ago

    A: “Knock, knock!”

    B: “Excuse me, I need to see who’s at the door.”

    A [musing, some time later]: “I never saw him again.”

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    Ray*C  over 3 years ago

    Worst one ever:

    Knock-Knock

    Who’s there?

    Little Old Lady

    Little Old Lady Who?

    I didn’t know you could yodel!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    This is the most cynical BI ever. Who didn’t like knock-knock jokes as a kid?

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  over 3 years ago

    As a nanny, and former teacher I have heard more than my share of non-funny knock knock jokes. Fortunately, as a child care provider, I get paid the /ahem/ “big bucks” /ahem/ for the privilege. ;) (Thankfully I love my job and all of my kiddos through the years.)

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    kmccjoe1  over 3 years ago

    Hey, don’t knock it until…

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