Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 14, 2021

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Ho-ho-ho!

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    jr1234  over 3 years ago

    Where did he get that HUGE phone?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Unless some of those miles were “earned” without taking steps, I would say that his step-counting app is not working properly. With those numbers, it comes to just a little over 6 miles per step.

    Reverse the numbers and get about 6 steps per mile. That would seem more “reasonable”.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Ho, ho, ho…just keep walking…

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    In the summer when it is hot and humid, I come back from my walk and sit in front of a box fan while I read my morning comics, to “sweat down” and dry off.

    My wrists are one of the places I sweat and in particular under the band to my fitbit. So one day I took it off and put it on top of the fan. By the time I finished reading, I had gotten 10,000 steps.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    HO HO HO!

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    swanridge  over 3 years ago

    That’s right, eat your vegetables!

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    ncorgbl  over 3 years ago

    He’d have gone further if he didn’t need to stop and pea so often.

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    sobrown51  over 3 years ago

    More than 6 miles per step seems a bit of a reach. He’s not THAT big. But I guess it makes the joke funnier.

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    I don’t envy the view from the ground up!

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    That would make him roughly 2.5 miles tall

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    namelocdet  over 3 years ago

    THAT’S why my WIFI is so slow.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    0 heart points.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  over 3 years ago

    Hoe, hoe, hoe….. turquoise giant?

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