Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 29, 2021

If you dislike it so much, move down stairs.

Grumpy person in his own heaven.

Heaven is Hell.

Maybe you only think you’re in heaven.

You’ve only been there for a short time. Just think about what you’re going to do for the next 10, 100, 1,000 years. And that’s only the beginnning

Love Ralph’s comment.

Hell doesn’t get bad reviews. They don’t allow them.

“His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values. It consists — utterly and entirely — of diversions which he cares next to nothing about, here in the earth, yet is quite sure he will like them in heaven.”

- Mark Twain, Letters From Earth (Letter II)

https://www.sacred-texts.com/aor/twain/letearth.htm

He’s on double secret probation.

Ralph, not even an escalator? OY!

Talking Heads: ♪ “Heaven – Heaven is a place – A place where nothing – Nothing ever happens” ♪

I’m fairly certain social media doesn’t exist in Heaven.

The Other Place, absolutely.

In a few seconds, he will be offered a better halo for a five-star review. Yep, that’s the scam. I have been to restaurants where they outright offered a bribe in writing on the table for a good review. Y___ didn’t want to hear about it. It’s a service alright, just not for the consumer. Look it up.

I bet the music sounds like the music played in funeral homes when no service is being held…

Oh well … not going there anyway …!

Well, that’s what you get when you upgrade the Comment Box that had no pencil nor paper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v9nzfYZAFk

Some folks don’t appreciate heaven.

Heaven yelp us!

if you are in hell people are steping on you