Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 11, 2021

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    finkd  over 3 years ago

    Before or after you make the omelette ?

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    wmwiii Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well – that answers an age-old question. Now we only need to find out why it crossed the road.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Don’t you have to make a T. Rex, before you can make a chicken?

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Let’s think of eggs.

    They have no legs.

    Chickens come from eggs

    But they have legs.

    The plot thickens;

    Eggs come from chickens,

    But have no legs under ’em.

    What a conundrum!

    -Ogden Nash

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    ddjg  over 3 years ago

    Wonderful!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yolks about eggs are just cracked.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    What came first, the chicken or the egg? The T-Rex.

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    bobbyferrel  over 3 years ago

    A chicken is an egg’s way of making another egg.

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    I can’t decide – is god too big, or, not big enough…?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Given the way evolution (and logic) works, whatever laid THE egg was a “Proto-Chicken” not a chicken, otherwise /it/ would have to have hatched from THE egg. Hence, the Egg had to come first.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Eggs were around for millions of years before there were birds of any kind.

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    TSRaman  over 3 years ago

    And the rooster.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Creations can get quite eggsasperating sometimes.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    The first chicken was made was the Original Original Recipe Chicken.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ve never understood why anyone would even ask this question. Before you can have a fertilized chicken egg; you first have to have a male and female chicken. If you didn’t have a male chicken (Rooster) to fertilize the egg; then all you would have is breakfast.

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