Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 06, 2021

You said the magic word!

Oh shed!

“Okay. Maybe we can work with this. Imagine your fears being like your fur …”

What did you expect? I’m a cat and your doctor’s office looks like a shed!

Let’s do some science here. I know what my cat eats (A). I empty the litter box. So I know what my cat poops (B). My cat’s body mass is constant. So the difference between must go into the production of hair ©. So why is it that C exceeds A – B.

In other words, my cat produces more hair than the amount of food it consumes can support.

Therefore: my cat is photosynthetic which probably explains why it likes to sleep on a sunny window sill.

First of all, you needs to FURget about things and relax.

Furtunately, he has a Black/Decker Fuzzbuster.

Now we have anxiety all over the place.

It’s Summertime… and the shedding is easy.

Some therapist! There’s still a glass to knock over and a plant to dump out. Sheesh! :)

Off to a pretty bad start.

Whoops! Guess “shed” is a trigger word here.

An honest mistake, though, that made me laugh.